WASHES & CONDITIONERS
Yes, friends, they are finally here. The wait is over! Available now on your glorious website are our magnificent beard wash and beard conditioner! Appropriately dubbed "The Art of Wash" and "The Human Conditioner" these amazing products are made specifically for cleansing, moisturizing and maintaing the natural majesty that is your jawline jungle. Use these products in the shower and you will emerge a new man, fresh of face, and with an even more bodacious beard.
It takes a strategy comprised of real dedication, patience and only the very best products to grow and maintain a great beard. If you know your beard, and you use our wash, you need not fear the results. Your beard will look and smell so amazing that your friends will want to be close and your enemies even closer. The Art of Wash is made from all-natrually-derived ingredients, like your beard, and is not tested on animals, bearded or otherwise.
If your beard is no affectation; if you derive great meaning from your ability to grow a grove upon your fertile face, then it is only rational that you take great care to maintain your magnificent mug. The Human Conditioner will aid you in your efforts to free your face from the confines of convention, while ensuring your mastery over your mighty monument to masculinity. The Human Conditioner is made from all-naturally-derived ingredients, like your beard, and is not tested on animals, bearded or otherwise.